The Contingency Plan

Over instant messenger today:

Kazumi says:
Hey bear, do you think I'm a nice person?
Lucas says:
you're the besst bear (shut up about the nicknames)
Lucas says:
why do you ask
Kazumi says:
well because mum was telling me stories of when i was young and i was a dog!
Lucas says:
huh?
Kazumi says:
if i didn't like our visitors, i'd tell harry and natasha not to play with them and they wouldn't. our visitors would stay with their parents, sad, rejected and complaining about me
Kazumi says:
bitch!
Lucas says:
hm.
Lucas says:
well there have been instances where i've been too scared to bring people over as you either not liked them or i thought you might not like them.. hmmm
Kazumi says:
are you serious?? the question was rhetorical. you know, fishing for compliments about my greatness, beauty, charm, etc.
Lucas says:
maybe it was the timing you know. most times you're accomdating..
Kazumi says:
most times... who are these people? why did you not think i would like them? yikes!
Lucas says:
well remember allan.. he use to stop by from time to time and i know he's a bit over the top but its all harmless in my opinion.. i just disregard some of his traits.. i just got the impression that you didn't like him all that much so i just stopped inviting him around.. i didn't tell you before but i suppose it doesn't matter now
Kazumi says:
fucking hell, that's horrible! is this fat allan you're talking about?
Lucas says:
yeah
Lucas says:
allan montagnami
Lucas says:
he's a good guy but he does get annoying sometimes.. still, i just disregard the annoying bits and tell him to shut up. anyway, i wouldn't worry about it bear.. i just felt a bit scared to bring him around tht's all
Kazumi says:
scared? that's horrible!
Lucas says:
haha
Lucas says:
you're not a bitch
Kazumi says:
i'm a total bitch
Lucas says:
nooo. it could be just the timing you know. last time he stopped by we were fighting and he dropped by with his suitcases to stay with us without any warning and he couldn't have picked a worse time
Kazumi says:
oh, i didn't mind.
Kazumi says:
so did you stop contacting allan because of me?
Lucas says:
i'm just saying that i'm weary sometimes to bring/invite people around as you have exploded before when i did.. and i felt bad.. and i couldn't tell them or you.. its weird
Kazumi says:
when i have i done that? i only remember i was never impressed when you used to invite all your friends round for dinner, and i'd have to cook without any notice and the house was messy and i'd made other plans
Lucas says:
well i haven't felt like this lately.. it must have been from before
Kazumi says:
well i'm sorry about that bear, i had no idea
Lucas says:
well i'm not sure if an apology is even neccessary... it could have been just my perception of things.. i don't know. it could be that i'm so easy going that i let it slide.. i don't know... its no biggie bear. i haven't felt like this for a while like i said..
Kazumi says:
i still feel horrible you even remember things that way
Lucas says:
oh its ok bear. i'm not at all upset at you or anything like that
Lucas says:
and for the record you're not a bitch... but how about some lunch to make up for it. bacon, eggs and mushrooms are looking good...