The Contingency Plan

Friday, March 04, 2005

Ten things I have done that you probably haven't

It's going around. This isn't the only bug I've caught lately...

  • Called New York to try and hire a prominent fashion photographer who has been dead for two years
  • Discovered I was pregnant when there was only three months to go
  • Gave my autograph to two people who had separately mistaken me for an Australian C/D grade celebrity... while I was nine months pregnant
  • Accompanied my mother while she searched for a central yet discreet location for her next 'massage parlour'
  • Hung out with Massive Attack after one of their Sydney concerts to see them fanatically watching a soccer game
  • Blew a six figure amount of investor money on my flash in the pan dot.com idea
  • Managed to get hired again by the same investors for another job a month later
  • Shaved my head. Twice
  • Had a touching conversation with Christopher and Dana Reeves during their visit to Sydney a couple of years ago
  • Fell in love with someone over the Internet... or does everyone do that these days?
    • posted by kazumi at 12:51 am

    2 Comments:

    I'm sure there are plenty of people who've done what I have so I just tried thinking of things that people have most likely not have done, does that make sense? I'd love to read your list though, when you do think of it... :)
    Blogger kazumi, at 6:10 pm  
    Haha, that's hilarious. Thanks for the reply.
    Blogger kazumi, at 12:25 pm  

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